Mr. Jones segment

[Mr. Jones]

Mister Jones' music plays as the crowd who know him from USW raise off their seats and cheer. Then Mister Jones appears wearing a grey suit and quickly paces to the ring.

Harry: Please welcome out new GM... MISTER JONES!

The crowd cheer loudly as this is announced. Mister Jones gets into the ring and takes a mic.

Mister Jones: How long has it been?

Mister Jones pauses to think.

Mister Jones: TOO LONG!

The crowd cheer.

Mister Jones: Now I am back and, as the person who shot me down, Eric Bischoff, likes to say... I am better than ever!

The crowd cheer loudly.

Harry: You heard him, Jake!

Jake: Yep.

Mister Jones: Now I am here for a reason... to make this the greatest federation ever!

The crowd respond with loud cheers and slight 'Welcome back' chants.

Mister Jones: Now that I am back, I would like to announce some things that I have planned for EHW. Firstly...

However, Mister Jones gets interupted as someone's music hits.

TBC

[Virus]

All of a sudden, Mr. Like comes out.

Like: Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! I did say that you were the new GM, but I have something to tell you. You see, I have a test to see if you are good enough to be GM.

Crowd: WHAT?

Like: So here is your test!

Burn in MY Light plays and the crowd boos. Mac Daddy comes out.

LIke: You must last 10 minutes with this man and you will be a GM, if you fail, then you will fight a matvh against hima at Blood War and you can't use your hands!

WHAT?

TBC Jones