Post by Mr. Jones on Oct 12, 2007 15:10:03 GMT -5
After the announcement of his arrival, we managed to catch up with Mister Jones, who is the new GM of EHW, to gather his thoughts on what he has planned.
Interviewer: Well hello there, stranger. First of all I'd like to ask if you feel that you are ready to step back into the spotlight after the horrific way you were took out of it?
Mister Jones: Well that's a simple answer... of course I'm ready. It was a terrible thing that Eric Bischoff, who was officially found guilty of commiting the crime, to have done. Quite frankly, if I ever see him roaming the streets, he may be next!
Interviewer: Well don't do anything you will regret. Anyway, now that you are here, what are your intentions?
Mister Jones: That's another simple answer... to turn this federation, EHW, into one of the best around. I was involved in USW, which was a very competitive and successful organisation, and now I have decided to carry on my work into this up-and-coming federation and give my experience and creativity to get this place on the map. I like to think that I did an okay job over in USW and, now that USW is under construction, EHW has a chance to rise to the top. Federations such as EWA and TAW may still be at the top whilst USW is away, but I feel we are fast approaching the pack and, with a little tidying up, we will get there!
Interviewer: So will you be getting involved in the wrestler's personal rivalries? Many GM's are accused of that, especially personalities such as Vincent Kennedy McMahon...
Mister Jones: I certainly will be laying down the law if anyone gets out of hand, but I have no intention of having any conflict with any wrestler inside the squared circle. I will be looking at every match and watching every show over and over to aid me in making the best possible matches and I may come out to the ring to inform wrestler's of big time matches they have coming up or to punish a wrestler for wrong-doing, but that's as far as any conflict will go. There will be no screwing wrestlers out of matches. Everything will be legitimate.
Interview: Thanks for your time. We will be looking on with interest as you conduct your work.
Mister Jones: Great, now where's my check?
Interviewer: Well hello there, stranger. First of all I'd like to ask if you feel that you are ready to step back into the spotlight after the horrific way you were took out of it?
Mister Jones: Well that's a simple answer... of course I'm ready. It was a terrible thing that Eric Bischoff, who was officially found guilty of commiting the crime, to have done. Quite frankly, if I ever see him roaming the streets, he may be next!
Interviewer: Well don't do anything you will regret. Anyway, now that you are here, what are your intentions?
Mister Jones: That's another simple answer... to turn this federation, EHW, into one of the best around. I was involved in USW, which was a very competitive and successful organisation, and now I have decided to carry on my work into this up-and-coming federation and give my experience and creativity to get this place on the map. I like to think that I did an okay job over in USW and, now that USW is under construction, EHW has a chance to rise to the top. Federations such as EWA and TAW may still be at the top whilst USW is away, but I feel we are fast approaching the pack and, with a little tidying up, we will get there!
Interviewer: So will you be getting involved in the wrestler's personal rivalries? Many GM's are accused of that, especially personalities such as Vincent Kennedy McMahon...
Mister Jones: I certainly will be laying down the law if anyone gets out of hand, but I have no intention of having any conflict with any wrestler inside the squared circle. I will be looking at every match and watching every show over and over to aid me in making the best possible matches and I may come out to the ring to inform wrestler's of big time matches they have coming up or to punish a wrestler for wrong-doing, but that's as far as any conflict will go. There will be no screwing wrestlers out of matches. Everything will be legitimate.
Interview: Thanks for your time. We will be looking on with interest as you conduct your work.
Mister Jones: Great, now where's my check?